Am I really like that?
Sophie and Jill had a rap song ready for me when I got home. ? Sophie was so excited that she and Mum had spent some time writing a song that was about me. ? I was kind of excited too, though the grin turned to something of a grimace as the song progressed.
It is called “Dad’s Mantra” and it went something like this (Jill sings the line – Sophie the refrain)
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Verse One
Get out of Bed – NOW
Eat your breakfast – NOW
Put on your uniform – NOW
Brush your teeth – NOW
Get in the car – NOW
Chorus:
Do it
Do it
Do it?
NOW?
(Repeat)
(You getting the picture?)
Anyway it goes on for a few verses ad nauseum and ends with some lines about brushing teeth (again), getting into bed, going to sleep – all punctuated with a staccato “NOW”. ? It got me thinking. ? Just because I wash dishes as we eat, just because I walk around the house with the dustbuster’s safety catch off, just because I mow the lawn within an inch of its life, just because friends get embarrassed when I come around and run around excusing their messy houses, just because I rake (yes rake) the gravel on the driveway, that’s no reason to think I’ve got a problem. Is it? Seriously though, is it?
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